The GMs


GM Nickname: GM More Like, Belongs In The Trash!
Pronouns: She/her
Favorite Game Genre: Games I can act like a hipster about.
Coffee Style: Fruity herbal teas.
Skin: Green
Blood type: C-
Vacation Spot: A dumpster outside the Burger King by the SGDQ hotel.
Catch Phrase: "Murr <3" gives you shiny garbage, but with love


GM Nickname: Novasol. I am not terribly original.
Favorite Game Genre: Games where I run to the right, and, if I'm feeling saucy, sometimes to the left.
Least Favorite Game Mechanic: Door mazes, and if you make me do another one I swear I [REDACTED].
Coffee Style: In the trash where it belongs, along with its deceitful, aromatic lies.
Likes: Italian food, platformers, arcade/NES/SNES games, Neo Turf Masters, games without door mazes, Pac-Man, lifting the heaviest weights I can find.
Dislikes: RNG, door mazes, coffee, door mazes, door mazes, people who say "ironically" when the word they mean is "sarcastically."
Door Mazes: No.
Blood Type: Spite.
Vacation Spot: On da GWEEN.
Catchphrase: "You have entered POWER DRIVE."
Epitaph: "Oh don't give me none more of that Old Jank Kuso
No, don't you give me none more of that Old Jank Kuso
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won't you sling me one more of that sinful Old Jank Kuso"


GM Nickname: GM Obscurum
Pronouns: He/Him
Proverb: "Misery loves company."
Favorite Game Genre: European food-based advergame mascot platformers
Coffee style: Java script
Blood Type: Cold
Catch Phrase: "This is a game you've never heard of, on a console you've never heard of, from a country you've never heard of."
Vacation spot: A ditch in Alamogordo, New Mexico


Nickname: "You're the worst." -LordBBH
Favorite Game Genre: Jank
Coffee Style: Exists solely on Pepsi
Blood Type: Pixellated, accompanied by an explosion containing three rib cages and five femurs
Vacation Spot: Gone Toobin'
Catch Phrase: "This one's pretty amazing."
You can thank Twitch, because that's the only thing preventing her from making you play Revolution X.


Nickname: Temp, Tempy
Pronouns: He/Him
Favorite Game Genre: Licensed
Coffee Style: Dark, preferably with alcohol
Blood Type: Yes I have blood, do you?
Vacation Spot: A big city to get lost in
Catch Phrase: "I'm sorry, can you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention."


Nickname: jal underscore
Pronouns: She/Her Favorite Game Genre: Kart Racers
Favorite Video Game Mascot: Bruce Willis
Favorite Console: PS1
Vacation Spot: OOB
Catch Phrase: "All games are good."


Nickname: No Fun
Pronouns: He/Him
Favorite Game Genre: Sub-Terrania
Coffee Style: Stout
Stout Style: Not Coffee
Blood Type: B+, aka too good for Kusogrande
Vacation Spot: Nintendon't
Catch Phrase: "Toki is the gift that keeps on taking."
Confession: GDQ committee watches Big Bad Gameathon. 😦


Nickname: garbi, the kusoge fairy
pronouns: she/her
Favorite Game Genre: collectathon platformers
Coffee Style: french roast
Blood Type: existant
Vacation Spot: planet gitaroo
catch phrase: "Bubsy 2 is a really amazing speedrun."


Nickname: Ziv
Pronouns: He/Him
Favorite Game Genre: Spelunker
Favorite Spelunker Game: Spelunker HD
Coffee Style: No beans, touch of sugarfree soda
Blood Type: It's a secret to everbody (Me included)
Vacation Spot: My own apartment, alone, playing DnD
Catch Phrase: "I'm so sorry."


Nickname: The One Who Dobles
Pronouns: He/Him
Favorite Game Genre: RPG: Realistic Professional Glomping
Coffee Style: Black
Blood Type: Libra
Vacation Spot: Gazing at Stars on Aqua
Catch Phrase: "I should probably put this in my notes..."


Nickname: Klonkognasaurus
Pronouns: He/Him
Favorite Game Genre: Truck kangaroo juggling simulator
Coffee Style: Tea
Blood Type: Red
Vacation Spot: Azeroth
Catch Phrase: "Oh my!"


Nickname: That guy who keeps using matches to low key show off what games he imported
Pronouns: He/Him
Favorite Game Genre: Anything retro I bought off of Rakuten on a whim a decade ago
Favorite Multi-Plane Funerary Statue Platformer: Hany on the Road
Coffee Style: Chocolate covered espresso beans
Blood Type: The kind that stays in my veins ideally
Vacation Spot: Roll 20 running a D&D game
Catch Phrase: "Did someone say PC Engine?"


Nicknames: GM Kusografx, GM Flannel
Pronouns: She/Her
Favorite Game Genre: Ys III: Wanderers from Ys
Coffee Style: As black as it gets
Blood Type: Monster Energy Ultra Sunrise
Vacation Spot: New Jersey
Catch Phrase: "This is one of my favorite games."


Nicknames: Zandra, Good Morning Mega Ma'am (GM Mega Ma'am for short)
Pronouns: She/Her
Favorite Game Genre: Mega Man X4 Zero Route
Favorite Mega Man X4 Zero Route Game: Make A Good Mega Man Level Episode Zero
Coffee Style: Milk & Sweetener Delivery Device
Blood Type: BE POSITIVE :D (just kidding it's O) (...I think??)
Vacation Spot: a train going to Toronto
Catch Phrase: "Let's keep making wonderful jank together! <3"
Inner Beast: Mouse


Nickname: Username must be 12 characters or less.
Favorite Game Genre: RPG. But not the kind you're thinking of.
Coffee Style: Mocha Frozen coffee
Blood Type: O-
Vacation Spot: Conventions that are across the country somehow.
Catch Phrase: "Noooo That can't possibly be a terrible idea. Why would you think that?"
Avatar variations: 132
Height: 6'2
Weight: ERROR
Controller of choice: Xbox One
Likes: Bad Games, Good Games, Sub sandwiches, There She Is!!!, Sonata Arctica
Dislikes: The amount of plates spinning, Fidget Spinners, Guile.


Nickname: hedge/hej, aka GM Paddle Controls
Pronouns: She/Her
Favorite Game Genre: Unintentionally homoerotic DS shovelware
Least Favorite Game Genre: Games that do not feature hedgemazes
Forever Seeking: Unintentionally homoerotic DS shovelware featuring a hedgemaze :'(
Coffee Style: Dark and sweet
Blood Type: Rated T for Teen
Vacation Spot: The Gowanus Canal Superfund site
Catch Phrase: "How does everyone feel about licensed Atari 2600 games?"


GM Nickname: trys, aka GM Last Person To Submit A Nickname
Pronouns: They/Them
Favorite Game Genre: Basement-developed indie jank
Forever Seeking: Amazing kusoge dev stories
Coffee Style: N/A. Gets energy from sharing bad games (and Dr. Pepper)
Blood Type: F
Vacation Spot: Under the Hyrule bridge with the bottle guy
Catch Phrase: "Once again, Brossentia has fired me. It's been nice being here."


Nicknames: Look, I'm not putting anything here.
Pronouns: He/Him
Favorite Game Genre: Roguelike
Coffee Style: With French Vanilla cream
Blood Type: Topical
Vacation Spot: Some furry con
Catch Phrase: "Baby cakes!"

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